A Wasp is a Bee on a Diet
von Jasmine Maddock (Copyright)
A wasp is a bee on a diet
stuck its sting in a holding in sling
to make it look model svelte
more like a small yellow black belt
a bee is a wasp in a comedy fat suit
bumbling along singing its hmmmmm song
a fly is a bee without the yellow
though it does buzz and annoy the same
flies seem to stare and bees are more refined
though the bottom protrudes its fat behind
waddles and bobbles like yellow jelly
only don’t eat it as a bee in your belly
is stomach annoying unlike a bee in your bonnet
it doesn’t zoom like Wasp the Comet
Hornet in your hairnet a bee in your bonnet
a fly in the ointment a super fly guy
a fly meets with a wasp it had to try
and its babies came out like a comet buzzing
with a yellow striped jumper it cried and pooed
stung people for a laugh and infected food
then became a Big Bee. Eeeeeee! He
was bigger than a big bee and bigger than me
it swarmed and buzzed the size of a tower
it bumbled like a gigantic Super Power
Big Bee, O! Big Bee. Mighty and huge
a wingspan the size of Japan likes to wear rouge
Big Bee, O! Big Bee. Scare all the women
a terror in stripes no silly swat swipes
will get him to go somewhere away
why it’s small fry the small fly who mates
with a Big Bee O! Big Bee
makes all want to wee O! Wee wee
in the blink of an eye he’s a regular bee
in a furry striped top a fat wasp
Wasp-o, wasp-o, the gunslinger of
the insect kingdom his stings aloft
sting sting wasp v wasp in a dusty western
in miniature Stetsons on miniature horses look stern
that’s hard when wasps don’t look
but in their wasp way are trying to
waspslinger, bee of Big, Fly sex pest
all individual insects asserting their insectness.